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This message HH visit the Moon Public Library was posted by L! on Tuesday, October 8, 2002 at 13:58.

Moon Public Library
Someone is at the front Desk. It's the Hooded Hood, wanting to check out one of the lost Shakespere folios.

" Hello. How Can I help you ?" the A.L.F.RED says in a cheery british Accent.

" Hello, I would Like to check this out." Hooded Hood said

" Ok, let me scan it." A.L.F.RED scan the folios with a scan built into his hand.

" Hmmm, It says here that you, Mr. H. Hood have not returned any of the books you checked, plus these folios are for referance only, so they can't be checked out. Now, Do you want to pay your fine now or the next time you come in." A.L.F.RED said cheerly

" Uh, no."

" Well, Mr. Hood. If you do not pay your fine. You nopt be able to check out any Materials from the Library. If the fine is not resolved, the Library will be force to act. By Act, we mean getting Medevil on your Hiney. " A.L.F.RED said still cheerly

Then, The Librarian comes up to A.L.F.RED and says something to him. A.L.F.RED leaves.

" Hello, how can I help you Today ?" the Librarian says a little less cherry than A.L.F.RED

" I was telling the robot tah I want to check these folios out."

" Let me just scan them." He takes a hand held scaner and scans the folios.

"Hmmmm, let's see Mr. H. Hood. Two things, you can't check these out, they are referance material and two, you have a big fine and unless you pay the fine, we here at the library can't let you check anything out. If you don't pay your fine, we will have to get Medevil on your Hiney. It involes a Big Metal rod, two sheep and a can of Cheez-Whizz. Will you be paying the fine now or later. " the Librarian said in a almost scary way

" Uh, No. I will come back later." HH said

He then Left the Building

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